BBQ Quotes
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Posted by Hambone on August 02, 2005 at 09:07:06:
"We eat everything but the squeal"
 
Posted by jhpbbq on August 02, 2005 at 09:00:37:
"I might not be able to jump but I can Bar B Que. Jimmy "
Posted by unclearnie on August 02, 2005 at 08:48:01:
"BBQ is life you eat it, sleep, it drink it , John Earnest"
Posted by Steve on August 02, 2005 at 08:36:29:
"Our team motto: "Cookin' everything from butts to guts -- and sometimes nuts."

Posted by VMac on August 02, 2005 at 09:48:39:
"BBQ Contest: The only place you spend $500.00 for a $2.00 ribbon."
 

Posted by Steve in Denver on August 02, 2005 at 10:07:40:
"Horrifying Vegetarians Since 1995" ...Boss Hawgs Barbeque & Catering,
Topeka, KS"

 

Posted by YankeeBBQ on August 02, 2005 at 07:44:32:
"We did it for the plastic pig !!!" 

Posted by Commish on August 02, 2005 at 07:41:04:
Qur team slogan...soon to be copyrighted:
"People Beg, Borrow, Steal and Cheat just for a Chance to Eat my Meat." 

Posted by ScottyDaQ on August 02, 2005 at 07:34:47:
"The worst BBQ I ever make, will be the best BBQ you ever tasted."
 

Posted by lottabull on August 02, 2005 at 07:11:52:
"Whole Hawg......From the rooter to the pooter. "
 
 

Posted by cowboyupbbq on August 02, 2005 at 06:52:49:
My two slogans:
"Life's to short to eat bad barbeque" - "Nobody beats our meat" 
 

Posted by Porkers on August 02, 2005 at 06:13:41:
"When its brown its cookin, when its black its done. " 

Posted by Ricky on August 02, 2005 at 06:08:16:
"Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats." 

Posted by tehigh on August 02, 2005 at 03:56:02:
"If you looking, you ain't cooking"
 
 

Posted by Roo on August 02, 2005 at 03:53:51:
"How 'bout - "You don't need no teef - to eat my beef"
 
 

Posted by bbqwizard on August 02, 2005 at 02:53:37:
"Boil rice, not ribs!" I don't know who said that. - "I'll claim that one, Darcy."

Posted by gordo on August 02, 2005 at 02:45:48:
"From the tire - to the Fire "
 
 

Posted by In the Dark on August 02, 2005 at 00:16:19:
"Cause it ain't Barbecue if it didn't take all night!"
(by the way, it's copyrighted along with our team name :) 

Posted by TaterRed on August 01, 2005 at 23:51:15:
People ask me, "Where's the best barbecue?"
I tell them, "the best barbecue is any place that I am"
John Willingham, Willinghams Chapionship BBQ 

Posted by Rub on August 01, 2005 at 22:59:10:
I was going to use this for catering, but found out it was too similar to another guy's who is close by. I scrapped it.
"You might beat my prices, but you can't beat my meat." 

Posted by Chez on August 01, 2005 at 22:54:39:
"World Leaders Are BBQ Eaters "
 
Posted by Olathe Dave on August 01, 2005 at 22:43:01:
My buddy and I were just talking about this one the other day - is from this Forum but I can't remember who to give credit to - my perosnal favorite:
"My drinking team has a BBQ problem!" If this is yours step up and claim it!!!! 

Posted by Puzzled Possum on August 01, 2005 at 22:16:18:
"If sh' aint whole hog over whole log,  then sh' aint bobbique - - Unknown" 

Posted by Rodney on August 01, 2005 at 21:52:28:
"To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster!"
"If you can't say something nice about my brisket, at least have the decency to be vague."
 

Posted by Salmon on August 01, 2005 at 21:29:51:
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" 

Posted by SmokeSwill on August 01, 2005 at 21:05:32:
"Vegetarian: an old Indian term, meaning "bad hunter." 

Posted by Chris on August 01, 2005 at 21:38:25:
"The family that BBQ together, STEAK together. " 

Posted by YankeeBBQ on August 02, 2005 at 07:46:43:
Also on the back of my team shirts it says:
"This aint !@#$%n Stirfry ya know."
 
 

Posted by Bob in Fla on August 02, 2005 at 21:32:15:
Proud member of PETA - "People Eating Tasty Animals"
 
 
Posted by Shake on August 02, 2005 at 21:30:25:
"It ain't no sin to get sauce on your chin."
"It doesn't hurt if you get sauce on your shirt".
"It's no disgrace to get sauce on your face."

And for The BBQ SHACK slogan... "When it comes to BBQ, we go WHOLE HOG!." 

Posted by ribmaster on August 02, 2005 at 21:14:54:
"If you can't smell it a mile away...it ain't worth going... "
  

Posted by mfbbq on August 02, 2005 at 21:05:46:
"Stop me before I faux-q again! "
"Faux-Q? Naw! I'll do it with smoke."
 

Posted by Turk084 on August 02, 2005 at 21:00:18:
To the contestants of a bbq contest...... "pray to god that your competitors follow the KCBS Rules, instead of their own."
That brings me to my second quote............. "Speak softly and carry a huge stick......(thats for the folks who cheat like hell, and ruined my appetite for cookoofs ) You all know who the hell you are"
  

Posted by Mitch on August 02, 2005 at 20:54:20:
"BBQ will get you through more times of no money, than money will get you through times of no BBQ. "
  

Posted by Ray Kane on August 02, 2005 at 19:35:33:
"Don't Fry Bacon in the Nude" don't know who said it but I have to agree! "
 
 

Posted by SaySeeBone on August 02, 2005 at 18:26:54:
A Forum member from yesteryear (Scott in Carolina) had this one on his web site..."if there ain't no wood , it ain't no good!"
  

Posted by Lost Nation on August 02, 2005 at 17:54:19:
I think I read this here:
"Competition BBQ cooking, I have less free time, less money and more fat friends"
 

Posted by Rub on August 02, 2005 at 16:54:18:
Here's one:  "It's only barbecue." Hmmmm.;^) 

Posted by Squeal on August 02, 2005 at 16:36:22:
This one is from Smokers Wild, Don & Sharon Will:
"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!"
 
 

Posted by Steph on August 02, 2005 at 15:50:56:
o "......no ma'am there is nothing "organic" about our slabs."
--what I usually say to the older ladies at a contest, then they figure it out, turn red and walk away. 

Posted by jazzyjoe on August 02, 2005 at 15:43:28:
"To market, to market
To buy a fat pig
Portions are small
Prices are big
Home again, home again
I can't afford that
Never mind butcher
I'll just eat the cat!"
 

Posted by StevieB on August 02, 2005 at 15:36:03:
A friend saw this on the outside of a BBQ joint
"It's GOOD from the rooter to the tooter!!" 

Posted by Darcy on August 02, 2005 at 14:19:07:
"Boil Rice, Not Ribs "
  

Posted by Buddy on August 02, 2005 at 12:32:39:
"Barbeque is the best and we cook the best better!"
  

Posted by Wilson on August 02, 2005 at 12:02:45:
"There is room for all Gods creatures, right next to the potato salad and the cole slaw."
  

Posted by Muzzy on August 02, 2005 at 11:53:43:
We use this one on our t-shirts. Picture a smiling pig leaning on a cooker with one of its arms and holding a beer can in the other, a cartoon caption ballon above his head saying:
"Wanna smell my pit?"
 

Posted by Willy on August 02, 2005 at 11:47:21:
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat! "
 
 

Posted by Rocket City Smoker on August 02, 2005 at 11:38:02:
"Chicken wings is good for two things, flappin' or scrappin'..." 

Posted by J Appledog on August 03, 2005 at 00:52:48:
From the Barefoot Contessa - according to a friend of Ina Garten's
"It's not a real barbecue until the fire department shows up".  

Posted by fryingpan on August 03, 2005 at 05:12:57:
BBQ QUOTES
"a bbq competition is like going to a family reunion, only you get to pick your relatives," judy fry, the frying pan,  

Posted by WooDoggies on August 03, 2005 at 06:39:23:
"I Love Animals. They Taste Good. "
~From a bumper sticker on a beat up old pickup parked in front of a vegetarian restaurant in Asheville, NC 
 

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